This is an older picture. But I think maybe Dray's opinion of the snake might have been one very similar to that of his mother...note that she is nowhere in sight.
Sunday, January 28, 2007
Infamous Draytonisms and some Draytonise
Some of you know that Dray has 1. created his own language and 2. has also gotten quite a mouth on him. I know the later was a shock to us as well. Where he gets his attitude and his constant determination that he is always right is just beyond our comprehension. Anyway, thought I would share some of his own lagnuage first. Words and phrases that we refer to as Draytonise.
1. Asolason (prounounced a so la son emphasis on the son). This is used mostly as an adjective. "That's so asoloson" or "asoloson mom". I'm not quite sure that it's not being formed into a curse word, but we'll get back to that later.
2. "monsters behind my eyes" is how he explains that he has had a bad dream. Luckily the monsters are usually neutralized by a combination of mom kissing each eye lid and then scooby doo coming to the rescue.
3. Many folks know the "grace" prayer. God is Great, God is Good, Let us thank him for our food, buy his hands we are fed thank you for our daily bread. Not Drayton's version. He insists that it is buy his hands we are bed. So for any of you out there who thought you were a bed, well here is proof.
These are the top three right now. I'm sure there will be more to come. I just thank god that at this time, he refrains from using some of the words that could be referred to as "Fondaise" and you know what I"m talking about.
1. Asolason (prounounced a so la son emphasis on the son). This is used mostly as an adjective. "That's so asoloson" or "asoloson mom". I'm not quite sure that it's not being formed into a curse word, but we'll get back to that later.
2. "monsters behind my eyes" is how he explains that he has had a bad dream. Luckily the monsters are usually neutralized by a combination of mom kissing each eye lid and then scooby doo coming to the rescue.
3. Many folks know the "grace" prayer. God is Great, God is Good, Let us thank him for our food, buy his hands we are fed thank you for our daily bread. Not Drayton's version. He insists that it is buy his hands we are bed. So for any of you out there who thought you were a bed, well here is proof.
These are the top three right now. I'm sure there will be more to come. I just thank god that at this time, he refrains from using some of the words that could be referred to as "Fondaise" and you know what I"m talking about.
The disapearing of the dray blog
Just before Christmas I created a blog about Dray. I was able to log in a couple of times and add things and then POOF. I suffered from being stranded on a deserted island with creatures called "The Others" who had weird tatoos and kept chanting weird numerical sequences. Or maybe I was just retarded and could never remember my password/ username and thus the would never allow me access to humilate my child. Which ever reason, and you can chose the most plausable, I am starting one again. And hopefully will remain loyal to humilating my son online at the tender age of 5, before he realizes that I am humilating him. Wish me luck!
Fonda
Fonda
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